About:

Website

http://www.worldsdumbestman.com

Profile

I have been kicked out of a wedding. I was once 'scouted' at a Milwaukee comedy club- 'scouted', for me, does not mean an agent reviewed my talent, but, instead, a waiter was assigned to follow me, making sure I didn't sip another ounce of booze. I've been fired from over 20 jobs, drove a car off a bridge and have electrocuted myself three times- once during a job interview. I do comedy because the beer is free. Come to one of my shows- I'll buy you a beer and we will either start a life-long friendship, or go fist-to-cuffs, over your feelings on Jimmy Buffett.

* check out my website- updated each week with a new joke or clip

* cast member of Chicago Underground Comedy

* 2005 SnubFest, winner- best standup, Chicago Theater Association

* 2004 HBO Aspen Comedy Festival, Regional Finalist

Posts by:

• Block Blunders, 22 Jul 2008 in Blog
• New Ballparks, 22 May 2008 in Blog& Audio
• American Gladiators, 30 Dec 2007 in Blog& Audio
• Hair of the Dog, 01 Dec 2007 in Blog& Audio
• Trip to Blockbuster, 31 Oct 2007 in Blog
• Just Smoke Damage, 16 Sep 2007 in Blog& Audio
• Broken Back, 14 Jun 2007 in Blog& Audio
• RIP, Yeltsin, 17 May 2007 in Blog& Audio
• Vivid Comedy, 19 Apr 2007 in Blog& Audio
• Liquid Duct Tape, 27 Feb 2007 in Blog
• Wedding Suits, 14 Jan 2007 in Blog
• Bad Interview Questions, 08 Dec 2006 in Blog
• Recounts and Political Cartoons, 20 Nov 2006 in Blog
• Bush’s Biography, 31 Oct 2006 in Blog
• Spell Checker, 17 Oct 2006 in Blog
• Online Dating, 23 Sep 2006 in Blog
• Is It In You?, 15 Sep 2006 in Blog
• Greatest Ball Players, 12 Sep 2006 in Blog
• A Thinking Man’s website, 31 Aug 2006 in Blog
• Astronauts and Viruses, 16 Aug 2006 in Blog
• Bad Introductions, 08 Aug 2006 in Blog
• Drunk Pilots and Late Night Food, 27 Jul 2006 in Blog
• Michelob Ultra, 19 Jul 2006 in Blog
• Seminole Mascot Banned, 24 Apr 2006 in Blog