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Let's just get this out of the way because it's clear what you are thinking. Yes Pat spent the better part of the 90's in jail for burning down a Long John Silvers. It's a long story, he did his time, can you please just get over it already? Sure Pat could have thrown his arms up in the air and said, "Well, I guess that's all I'll ever be known for." But he didn't. Instead he spent every waking hour in that cell studying stand-up comedy tapes, and it paid off rather handsomely. For the last six years Pat has been wowing Chicago audiences with his jail house stories and spot on impersonations. (Ever wonder what it would sound like if Arnold Shwarzenegger had sex with Foghorn Leghorn? Pat has a pretty hilarious take on what that might be like.) Pat can be seen often at Chicago comedy mainstay Zanies as well as red hot showcase rooms such as The Lincoln Lodge and the Chicago Underground. Now you're thinking, "This guy really turned it around." That's nothing. Pat also co-hosts an internet radio show on www.fearlessradio.com called the Visitors' Locker Room every weekday from 3-4pm which just happened to win Wi-Fi magazines award for "Best New Podcast" of 2005. (No it didn't, that award doesn't even exist.) What's that? you're a financial guy who's not interested in stand-up and could careless about a gaddamn internet radio show, you just want to know the impact Mad Cow is having on the June future prices of 40,000 lbs. of beef? No problem. It jsut so happens Pat is a Live Cattle options trader at the Chicago Mercantile Exchange. You: "Christ, is there anything this kid can't do?" Pat: "Well yeah, there's a few. But a bio certainly isn't the place for me to start rambling on about what I'm not good at, that would defeat the whole purpose of it." You: "Alright. I was just asking. God." Pat: "It's all good, bro."

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