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Kumail started his career at age 8, going to skanky, smoky arcades, defeating kids twice his age at wrestling and street fighting contests. By 12 he had already amassed a small cult following, and some considered him to be the premiere street fighter on the Eastern Seaboard in his age group. His style was described as a more grapple-based version of Steven "Ringer" Dodson's Boa Method or, alternatively, a more kicky version of Kirk "Kicker" Kickerson's Kicklightin' technique. His signature move was the Uruguayan Death Rattle (UDR), a move that required so much dexterity that to even attempt that move is to risk death to all you know. Puberty brought more challenges, as well as challengers, and the growing hormonal changes in his body served only to develop his physique, his style and his bloodlust. Soon, his legend had spread all the way down to the Mason-Dixon line, and Kumail was poised to become the greatest street kickfighting champion ever. (Yes, even greater than Kurt Thomas and Michael Dudikoff.) Tragedy struck, however, when one day, during a routine egg shell crunch exercise, Kumail dislocated his femorial thyroid blade, a key factor in the strength and effectiveness of the UDR. His surgical team tried to convince him to quit the fantastical and non-existent world of underground street fighting. Kumail paid them no heed, got into the ring the next night, only to end up in a ditch covered in his own blood and diarrhea. He is currently planning a comeback to the circuit.

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