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SAGINAW, MI — Authorities say veteran rocker, Bob Seger, was arrested Saturday on assault and public lewdness charges.
Seger, 62, was on hand at a Kroger grocery store for the release of his new women’s fragrance, “Her Strut”. Apparently, the rocker became enraged when staff members repeatedly asked him to extinguish his cigarette while in the building.
“Look man, I f*ckin’ love Seger, but I can’t have customers complaining about ’some drunk guy’ puttin’ out cigs in the hamburg section. I’m in charge and stuff.”, said store Assistant Manager Dan Welzein.
After several attempts at getting Seger to comply, the visibly intoxicated rocker apparently took a “wild-*ss swing” at Welzein, missing the assistant manager by 2-3 feet, then falling to the tile floor. While lying in the fetal position, Seger then reportedly, “got out his old f*ckin’ d*ck” and attempted to urinate on an elderly customer while slurring, “C’mon you babes dig it. I’ve got a plane!”
The elderly customer (who requested not to be named) then used her aluminum cane to pummel the rocker’s exposed groin area.
The injured classic rocker then stumbled to the refrigerated section, where agonized cries of “my sweet grey balls!” could be heard as he held frozen items against his injuries.
Seger was apprehended shortly afterward by Saginaw Police and is currently out on a $65,000 bond.
The classic rocker had been arrested in a similar incident on November 29th, 2006 while promoting his signature fragrance, “Night Moves” (full story of previous arrest: http://www.blerds.com/blerds/wordpress/2006/11/30/suck-my-grey-balls-chevrolet-classic-rocker-suffers-meltdown/)
“Her Strut, The Fragrance For Her From The House of Seger” is available in all Kroger, CVS, and Walgreen’s stores throughout Michigan beginning November 7th.
by Mike Burns
08/11/2007
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