My buddy Scotty R just ate another piece of the birthday cake that says “check out these teeth.” It’s not anybody’s birthday. PS he just tried to seduce these two chicks, and then now he’s eating pizza sausage and chicken! He said “shit is real” like a few times, and now he’s hitting on RP. Damn man, we are hanging out. He just threatened RP with an orgasm. Damn to the maximum. I’m so tired, but I’m still blogging. Now they’re slapping each other’s butts and he’s yelling “I smack yo ass good” and implying that it’s impossible to hide one’s own ass. I’m about to finish this airborne and get down too, but I GOTS to finish this airborne pink grape flavor. NOW HE’S MAKING ANOTHER GIN AND TONIC!!! DAMN MAN, what up!!! They say the american dream isn’t real, I say nay nay.

02/11/2007
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