Couple ties the knot in the Wal-Mart lawn and garden section

Moments before the ceremony, Jesse Rutherford, former boyfriend of bride Danna Hornback, was seen crying three aisles over in the automotive section while repeatedly punching a display of Fram oil filters.

Rice issues new rules for Blackwater

Rice’s ruling now officially makes the policy of killing Iraqis if they ‘kind of looked threatening’, against the rules - unless the Iraqi is deemed to have a staring problem.

Beef recall forces Topps to shut down

Topps beef now joins Topps baseball card chewing gum on the list of things people will never again put in their mouths.

McDonald’s worker wins strip-search suit

As part of the settlement, the word ‘former’ was added to her job title.

U.S miner deaths put safety training for recruits under scrutiny

The miners are trained for over three months to attain the knowledge they could not receive above the ground, an eighth grade education.

Texas set to open new canyon for first public tour

‘Hey come check out our new canyon. We damned some shit and fucked up the Earth real good. We work way quicker than the Colorado River.’

Monumental human voyages revealed by obscure tool

After revealing the voyages, 36-year-old Charles Benson returned to his shitty and pathetic existence that hardly anyone seemed to care or know about.

30/10/2007
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