put down that digital camera, suzette.

photoshop doesn’t make you a photo-ographer.

after 500 pictures, i’m sure a couple will turn out decent.

but that’s not art, francois; that’s math.  you’re obviously good at it.

by rights, you should be enjoying your job ringing up the molester fabrics at american apparel.  all those numbers.  so why the glum face?

is it because that bike with the one gear is making you tired?

all that technology for a little music player to listen to when you pedal, yet none to make riding a bike the enjoyable experience it should be.

don’t get me wrong, though.  you do look pretty badass on the remnants of a ten-speed.  just like when a hot rod has an engine that’s so big it doesn’t even have a hood.  just all crazy power.  like a hummer or an expedition with the monster truck wheels going down the street…such an awesome display of power and testosterone and wasted energy despite obvious, superior choices.

but it’s cool, though.  i mean, you’re totally making a statement about who you are.

somebody’s got to stop silkscreening ironic shirts and start taking correspondence courses out there.

08/07/2007
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