John Amaechi’s new book about how he’s a gay basketball player is named “Man in the Middle”. That’s going to inspire every road comic and late night TV talk show host to do monologues on it. Here is my own personal list of rejected titles for Amaechi’s new book.

Take It To the Hole
Rimshot: My Life and The NBA
I Ain’t Got No Groupies
Dudes Doing Dudes: My NBA Story
Double Team
Backdoor Penetration
The NBAIDS
Man-to-Man: My Life as a Gay Defender
Palming the Balls
I’m Tall and Black. You Do the Math.
I’ve Played with a lot of Guys.
The Basketball Diaries (About Gay Sex)
Gay Dunk!
The Air Down There
The Bridges of Madison County
Hoosier Daddy
Swish (Back and Forth)
Gaysketball
Slapping Men on the Ass After They Make Free Throws
Showering with Shaq
Hardwood

21/02/2007
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