I recently turned 30. Here in order are the years of my life, from best to worst.

1- 1 very well cared for. breast fed.
2- 20 packers won the superbowl. Fell in love.
3- 21 party
4- 7 pizza party
5- 17
6- 18 stereotype
7- 10
8- 23
9- 24 summer of sex and golf
10- 27
11- 25
12- 11
13- 26 fell in love again
14- 28
15- 8 don’t remember shit
16- 16 good year actually.
17- 15 less needy (lost virginity)
18- 14 needy
19- 5
20- 12 short & chubby
21- 6
22- 2 emotionally volatile
23- 3 “
24- 29 debt
25- 4 confusion
26- 9
27- 19
28- 13 short & fat
29- 22 injured

I felt like i needed to do this. Rankings are important. When I’m 40 I’m gonna rank my joints. When I’m 50 I’ll rank my organs. When I’m 60 I’ll rank my children. When I’m 70 I’ll rank the hairs on my balls. When I’m 80 I’ll rank the things i can remember and when I’m 90 I’ll rank the things i can’t.
Jesus… I got a lot of hairs on my balls.

Rank your years while you can.

31/12/2006
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