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Hello. My name is Sean W.. How may I help you?
Miller: I dont’ know my peoples’ energy biller zip code, i’m trying to sign up for ebills from both gas and electric
Sean W.: Gas appears to be :
Sean W.: 60687-0001
Sean W.: 60690-3991
Sean W.: 60601-6207
Sean W.: You may want to contact the biller directly to verify the correct 9-digit zip code on file for your account
Sean W.: as we show several possible zip codes.
Miller: could i try all of them?
Miller: I just did it I think.
Sean W.: You certainly may.
Miller: it worked! Are you a robot or a real man?
Sean W.: Real
Miller: Do people ask you that a lot?
Sean W.: Not too often.
Sean W.: occassionally
Miller: are you with other real men, or other robots?
Miller: are there any robots over there?
Sean W.: All of the web chatters are real.
Miller: wow.
Miller: I sort of thought for sure you were a robot because of the way you talked.
Miller: Not that you talked like a robot, but your english is really good. Like a human’s english
Miller: Where are you?
Miller: Are you in the United States?
Sean W.: We are in Columbus, Ohio. Some of the other chatters are in Phoenix, AZ
Miller: And is there another place where the robots are? Or is it just real human men?
Sean W.: We’re all real- in Phoenix and Columbus
Miller: Wow.
Miller: (pause)
Miller: Wow.
Miller: That’s pretty neat man. Well thanks for your help
Miller: It really worked out on my end.
Sean W.: My pleasure. Have a great day!
Miller: I have to tell you, I’m pretty glad you’re a real human, it may sound like I really like robots from how much I asked about them.
Miller: But I don’t.
Miller: Not at all.
Miller: So it was good talking to you because you were helpful and not a robot. And a real human man.
Sean W.: I understand. That’s certainly my preference.
Sean W.: Is there anything else I can help you with today?
Miller: if you are bored, check out my website www.verybadporn.com or www.blerds.com. They’re comedy for humans. Make sure the people in your office are cool if you go to the porn one. It’s such bad porn that there’s no sexual content and no nudity, but it’s still a little risque. I’m a comedian. You’re a man. That’s it. Thanks for your help!
Miller: -TJ Miller

05/12/2006
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