Arachnophobia – Fear of spiders.

CURE:  Quit being so gay.

Claustrophobia – Fear of enclosed spaces.

CURE:  Not being gay.

Belonephobia – Fear of pins and needles.

CURE:  Ending your gayness.

Astraphobia, Astrapophobia – Fear of lightning.

CURE:  How about not being a faggot?  Fag.

Bacteriophobia – Fear of bacteria.

CURE:  You’re a fag and I can tell.  Cut it out.

Anthropophobia – Fear of people, especially in groups.

CURE:  Probably want to have sex with all those people you’re afraid of (that are your same gender).  Homo.

Amathophobia, Koniophobia – Fear of dust.

CURE:  I play smear the queer and I’d smear you, because you’re queer and that’s because you’re gay.

Celtophobia – Intense dislike of Celts.

CURE:  What’s a Celt, gay wad?  Probably someone as gay as you.

Homophobia – Fear of homosexuality (same-sex affection).

CURE:

Chrometophobia – Fear or dislike of money.

CURE:  You gays are all the same.  What’s a matter with money, too gay for you!?  Going to buy gay sex with it?!  That’s SO GAY!

Coitophobia – Fear of sexual intercourse.

CURE:  I wish you fags would all have this one, cuz gays need to stop procreating other gays.  There’s enough gays in the world.

Ancraophobia – Fear of wind.

CURE:  How about not being a faggot?  Fag.

EDITOR’S NOTE:  I heard Kevin had sex with this kid from our high school when he was a junior and the kid was a sophmore.  He’s now married and has two kids, all whom he domestically abuses.

13/11/2006
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