CDC: Black lung disease on rise in Virginia

The CDC urges all colonists to stay inside.

Breast-feeding doesn’t impact child’s intelligence - study

The impact of the breast on intelligence doesn’t set-in until puberty, when the mere idea of the breast consumes the thought processes of nearly every man on Earth.

Mexico opposed to U.S. border fence

At a speech Tuesday in Monterey, President-elect Felipe Calderon said he thought a moat with sharks and alligators was ‘cooler’.

Millions of anchovies die on Spain beach

Authorities say the anchovy mass-suicide, believed to be the largest in history, was probably the work of one very charismatic anchovy.

Russia suicide rate world’s second highest

Never one to settle for second, the Russians have built a top-secret state-of-the-art suicide training center in Siberia to close the gap.

Weight gain between pregnancies risky - study

Risky to the mother’s health? No, not at all. Risky that the mother might get too big and her husband won’t want to sleep with her anymore because he’s too busy banging his secretary.

Object off Alaska coast may be WWII submarine

Or else its a whale. Honestly, we haven’t even bothered to go down and look.

Too much testosterone kills brain cells - study

With enough testosterone, some people might even attempt to break all of baseball’s home run records and think that no one will notice that his arms, legs, and head are twice the size they were five years ago. Some people.

09/10/2006
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