After a long night of cruisin’ around lookin’ for some homos to bash-up, Pope Joey popped a squat with me to let it fly over a few glasses of the good stuff:

MB: Sorry you couldn’t find no queers to smash tonight. Maybe better luck tomorrow.

POPE: Eh. Whatever. No fuckin’ biggie. Long as shows like “Desperate Housewives” is around to make fellas fag it up and wanna nail a guy, there’ll be plenty to smack a pipe into some other time.

MB: I s’pose you’re right, you’ll get ‘em. Anyway so I was thinkin’ that…

POPE JOE: Maybe I’ll try to knock around some dirty ’slims later instead.

MB: ‘Slims? Jesus. Anyway, so I wanted to ask you about being a Nazi.

POOP: Well, I was just a kid, didn’t really count, I’s like 14 or some shit.

MB: So you were a Nazi when you were a kid?

BENNY: Well, didn’t really count ‘cuz they made me do it.

MB: But, were you a Nazi? Like a REAL Nazi? For a little while?

RATZ: Well, see it’s different because, fuck, it’s just different.

MB: Yes or no?

JOE POPE: It’s not really a…um…see…

MB: So yes, you used to be a Nazi.

BEANS: WHEN I WAS A KID AND I DID SOME OTHER NAZI SHIT WHEN I WAS A IN MY LATE TEENS BUT THAT SHIT DOESN’T COUNT!!!

MB: So let’s say I made a little note to pass to you in class that said “Did you used to be a Nazi?”, and it had two boxes on it, one that says “yes” and one that says “no”, which one would you check?

POOPIES: Fuck, that’s stupid…

MB: If there was a gun to your head and some dude’s like, “check a box motherfucker!”, which one would you lay pen to paper on.

PJRB: Fuck you, that’s shit and you know it.

MB: You’d check “yes”, because you used to be a Nazi.

XVI: Suck my balls, Burns. Asshole.

MB: The fucking POPE used to be a NAZI! Fuckin’ HOLY SHIT that’s fun to say outloud! I mean everyone knows it, but, like, you’re the POPE, what if, like, the president used to be Nazi, that’d be some crazy shit, but dude, you’re the fucking P.O.P.E.!

DICT: You don’t get it. I told you it doesn’t count because…

MB: You used to be a Nazi?

MARY POPINS: Fuck off. Faggot.

MB: Damn right…I mean, you are.

OLD BALLS: Did you just refer to me as “OLD BALLS”?

MB: How did you know that? I didn’t even transcribe this conversation yet?

DUDE WITH GRAY ASS HAIR AND DUMB HAT: I’m Pope. That means I can see the future. I’m all magic as fuck. And that one is just ridiculous.

MB: Crap. I forgot you’d see that.

THE POPE PROBLY GOTS OLD MAN GUY TITS: Alright. That’s the line. I’m leaving, you piece of shit. Fuck you. We’re not hanging out anymore, Burns. Eat my ass motherfucker.

MB: You wish.

DUDE THAT SMELLS LIKE PEE: YOU wish! Homo.

MB: You are. Forgive me?

REALLY BAD PEE. SERIOUS.: Fine. There. Later faggot. And I don’t smell like pee…that bad.

28/09/2006
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