1. No fat chicks.

2. In 2000’s “Takedown”, a job I did about computers, I played McCoy
Rollins. McCoy Rollins is a cool sounding name.

3. Movie Star Tom Berenger ain’t a fan a that Michael Douglas. Guy’s some
sort a fairy. Plus he stole the “Basic Instinct” job from me. I coulda
gave it to that old lady just fine. Movie Star Tom Berenger is a
professional.

4. The next time I see that fruit Michael Douglas, I’m gonna sock him in the
nose.

5. I accept Jesus Christ as my personal Lord and Savior.

6. “A former Marine sniper is lured back in on a top-secret mission to take
out a Serbian general who is committing atrocities on the Muslim population.
His partner in this mission is a death-row convict who has been given the
chance to earn his freedom.”

That’s the plot summary for “Sniper 2″. I ain’t no fag.

7. When I called Bokeem Woodbine a “stupid animal” on the set of “Sniper
2″, it wern’t ’cause I got somethin’ against blacks. Guy wasn’t being a
professional about the job. Movie Star Tom Berenger is a professional
actor.

8. Movie Star Tom Berenger has probably nailed about 30 or so babes.

9. I bet that’s way more action than that fancy Michael Douglas ever saw in
his life. That guy don’t know how to treat a woman.

10. Movie Star Tom Berenger works out and then eats a nice breakfast in the
morning.

11. Movie Star Tom Berenger only hits women in the mouth if they don’t shave
their pits. Or if they drive a truck. Gals should drive red sports cars.

12. I’m Movie Star Tom Berenger.

13. I ain’t no fag like Michael Douglas. I’m Movie Star Tom Berenger.

15/08/2006
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