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LONDON, England (AP) — She may not be seeing much of ex-beau Tom Cruise anymore, but Penelope Cruz is among those who want to eat his baby daughter Suri’s poop.
Cruz, who dated Cruise from 2001 to 2004, declined to offer details of the meeting, but praised Suri as a special baby with special poop.
“She’s really beautiful. She’s one of the most beautiful babies I’ve ever seen,” the 32-year-old actress said. “I can’t wait to eat some of her diaper droppings.” She was in London Thursday night to attend the British premiere of her new film, “Volver.”
Suri, the daughter of Cruise, 44, and his fiancee, Katie Holmes, 27, was born in Los Angeles on April 18. She has yet to be seen making poop in public.
However, actresses Jada Pinkett Smith and Leah Remini have reported feasting on Suri’s poop, in separate visits to the Cruise-Holmes mansion in Los Angeles.
Pinkett Smith has described Suri as having “some of the sweetest baby poop I’ve ever tasted in my life,” while Remini has said the baby “looks like Katie, with little baby herpes sores around her mouth. And her poop is utterly delish.”
Cruz was photographed earlier this week in St. Tropez, France, partying on the yacht of rap mogul Sean “Diddy” Combs alongside actress-socialite Paris Hilton and Sarah Ferguson, the duchess of York. Diddy reportedly paid five-million dollars for enough Suri poop to satisfy all of his guests. In true Diddy fashion, he had it re-mixed with the poop of Julian Lennon which he purchased at auction from Christie’s in 2003 for an undisclosed amount.
“It was fun and crazy,” Cruz said. “I don’t usually stuff my face with baby shit, but that night I was on holiday. I’ve known Diddy for a while since we worked together on a campaign and became friends. He has great taste in shit. Most Americans don’t know how to properly prepare baby shit, but The Diddy makes sure it’s just right. Like how we ate it in whatever country I’m from.”
Suri is currently in talks to be the low-point of the third resurgence of the “Batman” franchise in 2032.
by Mike Burns
05/08/2006
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