Aw fuck…

So, like, String Theory is this here mathematical thingy, tryin’ to combine ol’ Einstein’s General Relativity with that Quantum Mechanics. Hell, Einstein don’t care. He dead!

Now - Relativity predicts shit on a macro level, like gravity, time, engergy, black holes, and such. Them things is all big. But physical behavior changes a shitload at a micro level. That there’s what Quantum Mechanics says it do. So them two theories naturally ain’t in agreement. They kinda like my ex-wife and me. Har! Aw hell…

But String Theory come out and say that there’s a yet-to-be-discovered sub-atomic componet that acts just like a string. Picture yer ol’ fishin’ pole line - just like that. Each string “dances” at a different frequency, giving different atomic and sub-atomic components their qualities. Electrons act different that protons ’cause of their string frequency.

Hell, I’m glossin’ over this shit.

It is utterly abstract, as this level of magnification just can’t be done. We’re talkin’ ’bout smaller than a quark. Smaller’n Randy’s dinger! Har! Fuck you too, Randy! You don’t know Randy?

And all this shit is a derivitive of M-Theory, which says they’s up to 11 dimensions in physics, which don’t agree with the 3+1 model we got right now. You ever seen a 3-D jack-off flick, my man? Fuckin’ shit looks real, bro. I like a real hairy pussy. Mmmm mmmmm. Let me get shorts off that cigarette.

*Cough*

In the mornin’ I’ll tell you how I lost my thumbs.

30/07/2006
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