1. Never put pressure on the wound
2. Ewwwwww
3. Tracheotomies are for fags
4. Anesthesia shmanesthesia
5. The head bone is connected to the… something bone… damn I wish I remembered how that song went! You should too.
6. (On the phone) If your left arm goes numb it just means that an ex-girlfriend is masturbating to you. Just eat a hot dog, go outside and run a couple laps around the block. Clear up in no time.
7. God this one could use a wax job. Maybe a Brazilian
8. Daddy liikeeeeyyyyy!
9. Everyone who’s primary bread winner is still alive please step forward. Not so fast The Hendersons.
10. Here goes nuthin’

10/07/2006
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