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1. First of all, I ain’t no fag like 90% Hollywood actors.
2. I was the star of “Sniper 2“.
3. I’m pretty alright with black people.
4. I’m Movie Star Tom Berenger.
5. Gals, if you wanna rock-n-roll with a real Hollywood hot shot, let me know. I’m Movie Star Tom Berenger. I’ll shove it in.
6. In 1995’s “Body Language” I starred as “Gavin St. Claire”. It was a steamy sex-crime thriller. “Body Language.”
7. I like to help out sick kids in my spare time. Kids love Movie Star Tom Berenger.
8. You gals like that Movie Star Tom Berenger helps out sick kids. And because I ain’t no fag, well, don’t be a dumb twit, figure it out.
9. I’ll be in my trailer, the one marked “Movie Star Tom Berenger”, with my pants off after I finish my lunch here.
10. Again, I ain’t no fag.
11. In real life Movie Star Tom Berenger has only killed 2 prostitutes. Ever.
12. In the movies, Movie Star Tom Berenger, star of “The Substitute” had to murder some dirty mexicans to protect a school. Schools are important.
13. Movie Star Tom Berenger is a major sex symbol. Movie Star Tom Berenger is Movie Star and Sex Symbol Tom Berenger.
by Mike Burns
08/05/2006
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